Kinda what Alan said, though as well as accounting for expected salary over next 6 months, also be aware that when looking to close, whether distributions near the end suffer dividends or CGT should be more down to the facts than pure choice. If you stopped trading a while back, and close down soon, I'd suggest you might struggle to argue that any funds taken now were dividends.
Having said that, if net assets were (say) £26k, then being practical I'd suggest it probably makes sense to "find a way" to get them down sub £25k so you can then do a cheap and cheerful strike off.
I'm 50% owner of MVL Online, which if you do go down the MVL route should cater well to you.
Re timescales, one of the problems is that we need to get clearance from HMRC before we can close. On recent cases this is often taking circa 6 months. Be aware that we can (and do) distribute a large chunk of the money well before that, typically ~75% as soon as we get funds from the company's bank.
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