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    Joke Of The Day...

    Ryan Giggs given honorary doctorate
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    Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post
    Ryan Giggs given honorary doctorate
    What other clubs are showered with honours like Manchester United?

    I don't remember Liverpool personnel receiving many knighthoods or doctorates when they were ruling Europe. If any.

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      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      What other clubs are showered with honours like Manchester United?

      I don't remember Liverpool personnel receiving many knighthoods or doctorates when they were ruling Europe. If any.
      Summat to do with the "university" concerned?

      Manchester United's most capped player, Ryan Giggs, has been given an honorary doctorate by the University of Bolton.
      Sounds like an overgrown Poly to me.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        Summat to do with the "university" concerned?



        Sounds like an overgrown Poly to me.
        Polysist.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Polysist.
          ParrotAbcess.

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            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            Summat to do with the "university" concerned?

            Sounds like an overgrown Poly to me.
            Not even an ex Poly, I think they were an 'Institute'

            It has a Faculty of 'Well Being'.

            Enough said

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