If Carling did sporting kit.... it wouldn't look like this

[Troll]

Team Scotland

[original PM]

is this for the commonwealth games?

[tomtomagain]

if Carling did any other product other than their eponymous lager then surely it would be bland, tasteless, mediocre and, if you had too much of it, likely to result in vomiting and a headache?

I do find it funny how they like to pretend that they produce a high-quality product when in reality it's a mass-market session lager with no redeeming features.

[Hireonomy]

horrific.

In which sport are jeans and t-shirt deemed your 'kit'? Sounds like my kinda sport

[d000hg]

Shouldn't we be talking about Carlsberg, not Carling?

[quackhandle]

Shouldn't we be talking about Carlsberg Special Brew?

FTFY, given it's our Glaswegian cousins.

going further I would have thought some form on sponsorship from Buckfast would have been appropriate.

qh

[woohoo]

I do find it funny how they like to pretend that they produce a high-quality product when in reality it's a mass-market session lager with no redeeming features.

Well you can get drunk on it, guess that's a redeeming feature.