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Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

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    Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

    Lucky I sleep with my head under the quilt
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Mrs BP ought to be grateful - I am saving her health.

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      Health freaks - don't waste your money on expensive AP39 treatment. Simply have a couple of pints of real ale and a curry.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

        Ah yes, the good ole' Dutch Oven...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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