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UK faces 'looming skill shortage'

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    UK faces 'looming skill shortage'

    BBC UK faces 'looming skill shortage'

    Now let's have a google. Hummm.

    Labour party election broadcast 1992:

    Originally posted by Tony Blair
    And it's time to make Britain the best educated and trained nation in Europe, raising school standards by cutting class sizes, making sure every teacher is qualified in the subject they teach, getting every company to invest in training and giving all young people the opportunity to learn a skill. A workforce of quality - that is the way a modern economy succeeds, where you, your children, everyone can develop their potential to the full.
    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
    No matter how you try,
    Goodbye cruel Labour,
    Your end is nigh.

    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    #2
    The biggest UK skills shortage is in teaching English as a Foreign Language.

    We will need to encourage more jamaican teachers to move here to educate the eastern europeans - the real future of new labour.
    Vieze Oude Man

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      #3
      Originally posted by Fortune Green
      Definitely! Does anyone here know how to use one of these things?

      Buy a box of chocolates, buy some flowers, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, caress her gently and you should at least get a jumper....
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt
        Buy a box of chocolates, buy some flowers, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, caress her gently and you should at least get a jumper....
        And then what?

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          #5
          File an expense claim.
          Vieze Oude Man

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt
            Buy a box of chocolates, buy some flowers, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, caress her gently and you should at least get a jumper....
            to jump 'er surely.

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              #7
              The main skills noted in the article were basic literacy and numeracy. So does simple reading, writing and maths now get you on the highly skilled migrant visa scheme?
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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