Sex advice, Indian style

[Mich the Tester]

BBC News - Ask the Sexpert: The 90-year-old sex guru

This guy's pretty forthright but the questions show he still have plenty of work to do.

MahinderWatsa.com : Sex education questions and answers from the MumbaiMirror columns of Dr.Mahinder Watsa

Q; Recently, when I was playing cricket, my testicles got hit by the ball. I experienced tremendous pain but after 15 minutes I was able to walk normally. When I menstruate, I can ejaculate without any pain. Will I face any problem in future?

A; Not ‘menstruate’. Only women have that privilege. You masturbate. The hit did not cause any damage.



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[SueEllen]

BBC News - Ask the Sexpert: The 90-year-old sex guru

I don't know which of the questions are more funny.

[KentPhilip]

I would like to ask him some questions. The first one of which is:

Q: How do you get any?

[Pondlife]

Is that you heading to the airport with a wallet full of Thai Baht?

[tractor]

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BBC News - Ask the Sexpert: The 90-year-old sex guru

This guy's pretty forthright but the questions show he still have plenty of work to do.

MahinderWatsa.com : Sex education questions and answers from the MumbaiMirror columns of Dr.Mahinder Watsa

Reminds me of the ol joke "Doctor, girls laugh at me because one of my balls is bigger than the other two"

Mind you, if he was playing darts he may well have found himself menstruating.

[suityou01]

Q: I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer]. I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do?

A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees. God doesn't help gullible, foolish men. Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love.

[Mich the Tester]

Q: I am a 32-yr-old happily married man from Karjat. Recently, I've been having mixed feelings about cheating on my wife. I have a goat; her name is Ramila. Over the past two months, I have been thinking about how it would feel to make love to her. Is this normal? Will I contract a goat-related STD? Please help!

A: Ask Ramila whether she would like it! Bestiality is not considered normal and it is illegal.

[norrahe]

I would like to ask him some questions. The first one of which is:

Q: How do you get any?

A. See the thread about finding a new cleaner.

[vetran]

Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?

A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump?

not quite Dear Diedre.

[suityou01]

Q: In the mornings I often get a full Nargis. Is this ok to use?