WMD's found in Iraq!

[DaveB]

Well it seems that monkey boy was right all along, who'd have thunk it?

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 04 September 2006 14:09
Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANCE FROM IRAQ

Dear Friend,

I am Sgt Chung Lee Tao of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. On the 10th day of August 2006,

We were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp.

Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs (cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

Sincere regards,
Sgt Chung Lee Tao

[AtW]

It is fake: "which two contain* nuclear weapons"

* s removed

[DaveB]

It is fake: "which two contain* nuclear weapons"

* s removed

Still on the waiting list for a sense of humour transplant then?

[wendigo100]

It is fake

Really? I'm trustworthy - I was going to offer my services...

[AtW]

Still on the waiting list for a sense of humour transplant then?

In almost 10 years I only once used NHS - just registered with them and had 15 mins chat with a doctor who basically said same things I learnt on the web about RSI, if even 10% of what is said about NHS is true, then it looks like I saved my life from MRSA

[Troll]

In almost 10 years I only once used NHS - just registered with them and had 15 mins chat with a doctor who basically said same things I learnt on the web about RSI, if even 10% of what is said about NHS is true, then it looks like I saved my life from MRSA

So you're in this country 10 minutes and already making demands on our NHS.

Why can't they compel visa holders to take out private medical insurance?

[Mailman]

WMD material has been found in Iraq, just not in the quantities everyone thought they had. Still, even the good old ISG couldnt rule out the possibility of some material being moved to Syria before the war kicked off.

Mailman

[AtW]

WMD material has been found in Iraq

You mean the chemical WMDs that were sold to Iraq by the West during Iran-Iraq war?

[Mailman]

No, I mean those chemical weapons they said they didnt have...which they did.

Mailman

[Cowboy Bob]

No, I mean those chemical weapons they said they didnt have...which they did.

Mailman

Ahhh, the ones that can reach us in 45 minutes...