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Things you should never do in your lifetime

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    Things you should never do in your lifetime

    1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.
    Don't be a bigot. We like Old Greg just as he is.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
      1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.
      Who's gone and done that now?
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #4
        Take flying lessons if you want to save money

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          #5
          Morris dancing
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #6
            Gaza City sponsored run

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              #7
              Cultivate a monobrow.

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                #8
                well someone completed number one for this chap

                Man went to hospital for circumcision and awoke to find penis amputated, according to Jefferson County lawsuit | AL.com
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Fill a water pistol with piss and forget about until 2 weeks later
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Wear white trousers then eat a curry and drink 12 pints of real ale
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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