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    Surgeons Discover 10-Year-Old Sex Toy Inside Woman's Vagina

    You'd have hoped someone would have had a root about up there at some point in 10 years.

    #2
    Nicely phrased, MS, pure class

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      #3
      According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, she can now claim the dubious honor of having held a sex toy in her vagina for a longer time than anybody else in the world.
      The Journal of Sexual Medicine have obviously never heard of NLyUK or AndyW's mum.

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        #4
        Oh, I like the DM's take on it

        Sex toy discovered in woman's vagina had been there for 10 YEARS | Mail Online

        "A review of similar cases uncovered a report of a woman who'd had a foreign object lodged in her vagina for 35 years."


        Now, where are my car keys again?

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Oh, I like the DM's take on it

          Sex toy discovered in woman's vagina had been there for 10 YEARS | Mail Online

          "A review of similar cases uncovered a report of a woman who'd had a foreign object lodged in her vagina for 35 years."


          Now, where are my car keys again?
          Reminds me of the ol farmers joke "Anyone seen my tractor" Ooops!

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            #6
            'Until the fat lady stops writhing.'
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Do you get a buzz out of reading about this sort of thing?

              buzzzzzzz..

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