Surprised nobody's posted this yet: Satellite full of sexually experimental geckos adrift in space, Russia loses control of mission
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Russian Gecko Sex Satellite "Out of Control"
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Sssh first rule of Lizard Club is we don't talk about Lizard club
right Zeity?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
The five geckos on the Foton-M4 – four female and one male – were launched into space for a 60-day flight to find out about the effects of weightlessness on the creatures’ sex lives.
If he doesn't stop and ask for directions he's never going to hear the end of it. And he can just forget about any sex, experimental or otherwise.Comment
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The first 3 weeks will be ok... He'll probably let himself out of the airlock at the start of the fourth.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostHe'll probably let himself out of the airlock at the start of the fourth.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postdo Lizards menstruate?
which is much more civilised(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postdo Lizards menstruate?
Has my 4-females-and-1-male-trapped-in-a-tin-in-space-to-see-what-effect-it-has-one-their-sex-life based joke failed?
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNo, that's the shedding of the uteral lining. Reptiles (or birds) (the feathery type) don't have a uterus so they lay eggs. Amniotic eggs, i believe, indicating it has a shell and can survive outside the body.
Has my 4-females-and-1-male-trapped-in-a-tin-in-space-to-see-what-effect-it-has-one-their-sex-life based joke failed?
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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