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Russian Gecko Sex Satellite "Out of Control"

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    Russian Gecko Sex Satellite "Out of Control"

    Surprised nobody's posted this yet: Satellite full of sexually experimental geckos adrift in space, Russia loses control of mission

    #2
    Sssh first rule of Lizard Club is we don't talk about Lizard club

    right Zeity?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      The five geckos on the Foton-M4 – four female and one male – were launched into space for a 60-day flight to find out about the effects of weightlessness on the creatures’ sex lives.


      If he doesn't stop and ask for directions he's never going to hear the end of it. And he can just forget about any sex, experimental or otherwise.

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        #4
        lets hope he isn't gay.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          The first 3 weeks will be ok... He'll probably let himself out of the airlock at the start of the fourth.

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            #6
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            He'll probably let himself out of the airlock at the start of the fourth.
            do Lizards menstruate?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              do Lizards menstruate?
              they dont actually. but they do Bask.

              which is much more civilised
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                do Lizards menstruate?
                No, that's the shedding of the uteral lining. Reptiles (or birds) (the feathery type) don't have a uterus so they lay eggs. Amniotic eggs, i believe, indicating it has a shell and can survive outside the body.

                Has my 4-females-and-1-male-trapped-in-a-tin-in-space-to-see-what-effect-it-has-one-their-sex-life based joke failed?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  No, that's the shedding of the uteral lining. Reptiles (or birds) (the feathery type) don't have a uterus so they lay eggs. Amniotic eggs, i believe, indicating it has a shell and can survive outside the body.

                  Has my 4-females-and-1-male-trapped-in-a-tin-in-space-to-see-what-effect-it-has-one-their-sex-life based joke failed?

                  sort of but made me smile
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Crisis over! 'Sex Gecko' Satellite Back Under Russian Control

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