Which 3 cukkers?

[mudskipper]

I've been chatting about this with mates and we were trying to decide the best survival skills to have when WW3 comes? And if you were in a group who would you keep or kick out
(e.g)
Teacher or Doctor ? Who can contribute to the group?
Farmer or MMA fighter ? Who would keep you alive the longest?
Ex Commando or Stripper ? Who would you shack up with?

You can only pick 3...

So which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?

I'll have:

suity - because he was right after all
zeity - for his ancient technology skills
mich - troubleshooting skills and fitness

Actually, I want to take Old Greg too - sorry suity, you're canned.

[barrydidit]

So which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?

I'll have:

suity - because he was right after all
zeity - for his ancient technology skills
mich - troubleshooting skills and fitness

Actually, I want to take Old Greg too - sorry suity, you're canned.

Sooner or later the conversation would turn to repopulating the planet. Good call to ditch Suity in that case.

[evilagent]

MicrosoftBobs anaswer was:

"If you're going to die anyway, you might as well pick the 3 with the biggest tits "

[suityou01]

Sooner or later the conversation would turn to repopulating the planet. Good call to ditch Suity in that case.

MS is way past that.

[SpontaneousOrder]

You should take me. I learned NBC drills as part of my Commando training.

Drill:
Someone shouts - "You see a blinding flash!"
Required action - lay down on the floor.


Stay with me and we'll inherit the world alongside the cockroaches.

[Old Greg]

MF, in case we're chased by enemies and need to block their route with a large round object.
DA, for his devious nature and associated low cunning skills.
MS, in case I need a second opinion on correct apostrophe usage once the Internet has disappeared.

[Old Greg]

You should take me. I learned NBC drills as part of my Commando training.

Drill:
Someone shouts - "You see a blinding flash!"
Required action - lay down on the floor.


Stay with me and we'll inherit the world alongside the cockroaches.

I wouldn't lay down on the floor if someone shouted, "You see a blinding flash!" at me, but best of luck with it.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Did they forget the bit about sticking your head in a brown paper bag?

Just asking like.

It was (nearly) the 21st century. No brown bags. If you stuck your head in a tesco shopping bag you'd be in trouble.

[Mich the Tester]

If you stuck your head in a tesco shopping bag you'd be in trouble.

Don't they put little holes in plastic bags nowadays to stop morons suffocating themselves by accident?

Bloody stupid idea if you ask me.

[DiscoStu]

I'm sure brown paper bags had a useful antiradiation capacity.

Why else would HMG have included the advice in "Protect & Survive"?

I'm sure I remember some government leaflet from when I was a kid suggesting that if you couldn't get to shelter then you should take some doors off their hinges and prop them against the wall to make a shelter.

Pretty sure I'd have been equally safe in my blanket fort.