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[mudskipper]

BBC News - Lancashire foot-sniffing teacher sentenced for child sexual assault

Teacher convicted of sniffing kids' feet.


Clearly teacher gets a kick (no pun intended) from sniffing feet, and it's not an appropriate thing to do, but does that make it sexual assault? Feet are not a sexual body part. Surely sexual assault should be sexual from the victim's point of view.

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BBC News - Lancashire foot-sniffing teacher sentenced for child sexual assault

Teacher convicted of sniffing kids' feet.


Clearly teacher gets a kick (no pun intended) from sniffing feet, and it's not an appropriate thing to do, but does that make it sexual assault? Feet are not a sexual body part. Surely sexual assault should be sexual from the victim's point of view.

Not if you are a goat or a warthog; you still need protection

[mudskipper]

Not if you are a goat or a warthog; you still need protection

You should never shag a warthog without protection - you don't know where it's been.

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You should never shag a warthog without protection shinpads - you don't know where it's been because it has tusks.

FTFY

[xoggoth]

Is there anything that some somebody does not get a sexual kick out of? Must be awful to fancy porcupines.

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Is there anything that some somebody does not get a sexual kick out of? Must be awful to fancy porcupines.

Must be even worse working out the gender with all those pricks!