• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

What does your printer say?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    What does your printer say?

    When my printer is running it sounds like it's saying "Oprah, Oprah, Oprah, Oprah"

    Drives me nuts....

    #2
    Mine's upstairs so I rarely hear it print, but when it's "Calibrating" it sounds like it's hammering rocks.

    Comment


      #3
      If it hasn't been used for years it's bound not to work. Never figured out why unused gadgets fail when regularly used ones go on for ever.

      My printer talks to me in an American voice "Please load paper in the auto sheet feeder" etc. He's good company.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

      Comment


        #4
        My laser is silent. I've never understood contractors that buy inkjets.
        World's Best Martini

        Comment


          #5
          I got an ex-demo Samsung CLX419FW and I'm very happy with it

          Comment


            #6
            Mine say's what ever I want it to

            Change HP Printer LCD Display | IT Hints, Tricks, and Tips
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

            Comment


              #7
              don't think you can get the cartridges any more.
              Yes you can. X1100 series anyway.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

              Comment


                #8
                MIne says to go to the next CUK meet up and kill everyone.

                Or was it to go to the next CUK meet up naked? I can never quite tell.

                Comment


                  #9
                  AtW's printer....

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    AtW's printer....

                    Remove squirrel from bottom
                    FTFY

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X