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    Winchester SMS

    Anyone else getting this?

    Fed up of paying huge tax bills? On average you could save 20,000 per annum by simply optimising a new or exisiting Ltd Company with Winchester. Click to find out more and request a chat with our experts to see how much tax you can save
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Anyone else getting this?
    Fed up of paying huge tax bills? On average you could save 20,000 per annum by simply optimising a new or exisiting Ltd Company with Winchester. Click to find out more and request a chat with our experts to see how much tax you can save
    Possibly DA's plan B (you have seen his avatar?)
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Anyone else getting this?
      Yes, I got one about half an hour ago.
      Any idea where they got my number from?
      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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        #4
        Originally posted by GlenW View Post
        Any idea where they got my number from?
        Back of the gents bog door in Picadilly station?

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          #5
          Hi, I'm Dave Winchester.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            I had a plan to increase my income by 20k with a Winchester, but Mrs OG said I wasn't allowed.

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              #7
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Back of the gents bog door in Picadilly station?
              No way!
              Leeds station maybe.
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.
                FTFY.

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Hi, I'm Dave Winchester.
                  Erm wasn't it Ed Winchester?

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                    #10
                    www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvCSmBdsPWE
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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