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Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?
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Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?
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even as a 15 year old school kid I am pretty sure my fantasies did not include 58 year old ladies underwear...
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Originally posted by original PM View Posteven as a 15 year old school kid I am pretty sure my fantasies did not include 58 year old ladies underwear...
how strangeSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostAt that age I wasn't that fussy
Not that I'm downplaying the teacher student thing - a very different and unacceptable relationship.Comment
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Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBecause the Internet didn't existSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostThe world wide web didn't exist, but the internet has been around a very long time“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDo you know how old Brillo is?
Arthur Daley: [Arthur is sat in his car fast asleep, a gang of boys are kicking a football against a wall nearby, one of the boys boots the ball and it hits the window of Arthur's car, on the driver's side. Arthur winds down his window to give the boys a piece of his mind] Watch it!
boy: Naff off, you narky old b**tard!
Arthur Daley: Not so much of the old!DisgraceTreasureAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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