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What's the longest you've gone without Nookie ?

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    What's the longest you've gone without Nookie ?

    Thankfully I broke my 4 week drought last night

    #2
    15 years.

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      #3
      Too bloody long

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        #4
        Originally posted by vwdan View Post
        15 years.
        About that.

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          #5
          erm ... by myself or with others involved?

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            #6
            20 or 21 years.

            Less than that if you lower the standard of what constitutes 'nookie'

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              #7
              I think this is post losing your virginity.

              that should knock a few 15 year periods out.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Here you go for those that still haven't seen Nookie for a while.

                Nookie
                Last edited by Scrag Meister; 7 August 2014, 14:54.
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  I think this is post losing your virginity.

                  that should knock a few 15 year periods out.
                  Man, a 15-year period would put one in a SERIOUSLY bad mood.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Lets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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