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Whats the longest you've ever waited for WWIII to start ?

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    Whats the longest you've ever waited for WWIII to start ?

    I've been waiting weeks now. I'm getting fed up waiting to be honest.
    Suity held the opening ceremony, and I am sitting here surrounded by tins of beans and bottles of water and nothings happening
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    #2
    Wishing for it isn't really that good of an idea now.

    Just wait.


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      #3
      I was sitting in a bunker in Germany in 1986. Does this count?

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I've been waiting weeks now. I'm getting fed up waiting to be honest.
        Suity held the opening ceremony, and I am sitting here surrounded by tins of beans and bottles of water and nothings happening
        I haven't been able to shower since SY01's first post because immediately after reading it I filled my bath up with water so I'd have something to drink once it got cut off and I ran out of lager.

        I'm beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea
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          #5
          Ah, big mistake:-
          Dr. Strangelove - Water Fluoridation - YouTube

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            #6
            If WWIII would stop Suity going on about WWIII would it be worth the price ?
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Waiting for WWIII is a bit like watching a kettle. It just seems to take ages.

              My advice is go and do few jobs around the house. For example, black-out the windows, dig an Anderson shelter in the garden and most importantly do a massive on-line Tesco shop. Get 3 months of food delivered next week.

              And before you know it .... BOOOM! It will all have kicked off and you can watch it on BBC News 24 with a nice cold glass of Chablis. But don't forget to order plenty of chips 'n' dips as you will be glued to the set for days.

              PS Some Potassium iodide tablets might come in handy too if little Mr Putin has a nuclear tantrum.

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                #8
                German media has it that we are on the verge of a catastrophic bloodbath in Ukraine. Then Putin will "rescue" the eastern bloc.

                I note the general flippancy on here, which quite frankly is disgusting.

                I should really put it in terms you cretins would understand.

                This may well stop you invoicing!


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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  German media has it that we are on the verge of a catastrophic bloodbath in Ukraine. Then Putin will "rescue" the eastern bloc.

                  I note the general flippancy on here, which quite frankly is disgusting.

                  I should really put it in terms you cretins would understand.

                  This may well stop you invoicing!


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                    #10
                    Every village needs an idiot I suppose


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