Unbelievably bored….

[Gruffalo]

I am on quasi garden leave. Need to come in for a weekly CAB board, and that is about that.

Todays has been cancelled, so now I am here, I am trapped here until 4pm. Need to collect my boss into the office tomorrow, so I have two days of absolutely nothing constructive to do, but loads I could get on with at home setting up for the new role and sorting out the house. I have even got a clean your house in 30 days kindle book which is working – on day 12 and the flies and moths have already all gone…..

I am reading the Dilbert Principle in absence of anything entertaining enough here on CCUK.. Sweaty beavers in ladies toilets is not quite up to the usual level.

[Bunk]

On the bright side Wilmsy, with you back at least KentPhilip now has some competition for the position of CUK's resident sex pest.

[Gruffalo]

On the bright side Wilmsy, with you back at least KentPhilip now has some competition for the position of CUK's resident sex pest.

Been happily coupled for the last few months, but back on the market now.
Luckily I have a thing for gobies with lollipops and umbrellas – am I in the right place?

[NotAllThere]

Been happily coupled for the last few months,...

Must make walking around difficult.

[BrilloPad]

Been happily coupled for the last few months, but back on the market now.
Luckily I have a thing for gobies with lollipops and umbrellas – am I in the right place?

Yes - NLYUK will do that inclusive of the usual hourly rate.

[vetran]

Yes - NLYUK will do that inclusive of the usual hourly rate.

the voice of experience?

[OwlHoot]

Luckily I have a thing for gobies with lollipops and umbrellas – am I in the right place?

You're probably in the right place, but it depends a bit on what a goby is (other than a fish)

[BrilloPad]

You're probably in the right place, but it depends a bit on what a goby is (other than a fish)

I think he meant fish.

[Gruffalo]

You're probably in the right place, but it depends a bit on what a goby is (other than a fish)

Gobies like to skip in the mud - yes, mudbathing..... Been to Ikea for a three hour lunch break - what do they put in the hotdog ketchup?

Going to be busy flatpacking tonight - oooh err missus......