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What would Jesus do?

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    What would Jesus do?

    Had a query last week from a customer about a permies report.

    Instead of going in all “jackboot” I raise it with the permie for her to sort as I don’t want to piss people off and be “that guy”.

    Permie spins me some line about it being fine and sends me to BS code to “prove” it. Whatever move on.

    Fast forward to today, gets raised again and permie is on Holidays. Check the code and it’s tulipe. Fix in place.

    Start typing up email to my client, then pause.

    What would Jesus do?

    #2
    Originally posted by Tasslehoff View Post

    What would Jesus do?

    Take a jug full of water and turn it into wine.

    He'd be invited my parties if he really could do that.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      I heard a whoosh as that went over my head.
      Not a clue what it means.
      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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        #4
        Originally posted by GlenW View Post
        I heard a whoosh as that went over my head.
        Not a clue what it means.
        You ducked on time.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Turn the other cheek.

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            #6
            Sockies make baby Jesus cry.

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              #7
              Invade Iraq.

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                #8
                Does anyone know wtf he's on about?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Does anyone know wtf he's on about?
                  He's the messiah!
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    He's the messiah!
                    He's not the messiah...

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