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When you just can't let go.

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    When you just can't let go.

    BBC News - Littlemore daughter kept dead mother's body in bathroom

    Gordon Bennett, How very odd.

    There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


    *See wot I did there?

    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


    *See wot I did there?
    Well here we go:

    Nigel Willis: Man dies after getting vibrator stuck up his anus and waiting too long to get medical attention | Metro News




    And just in case one doesn't know what a vibrator looks like, they've kindly provided a photo.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 6 June 2017, 11:29.

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


      *See wot I did there?
      One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

      She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

      People are weird.
      Bazza gets caught
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        #4
        Police discovered the body of Miss Jessett lying on the floor of a bedroom on 21 November.
        A week later, Mrs Jessett's body was discovered in the bathroom.
        Top work from Thames Valley Police there.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

          She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

          People are weird.
          Pervert goes to A&E.

          "Nurse," he says, "I need your help, I've got a dildo stuck up my arse"

          Nurse: "Do you want me to remove it, sir?"












          Pervert: "No thanks, just change the batteries"

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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

            She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

            People are weird.

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

              She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

              People are weird.
              Penis / vacuum cleaner injuries are well documented as well.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                +1. If she is present in her icons, does that mean she's not technically a virgin anymore?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Pervert goes to A&E....
                  I've just noticed that that was my 30000th CUK post (excluding those which have been deleted by moderators).

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                    #10
                    Stuck a vibrator stuck up my arse and tried to fish it out with a pair of pliers but that got stuck so tried to fish it out with a screwdriver but then... Anyway, to cut a long story short, I'll have to go to Homebase tomorrow and buy myself a new toolkit.

                    Back to original story. Poor lady. Can you imagine the sort of mental sinkhole some people get into?
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