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    I decided to sell my Hoover

    ...well it was just collecting dust.

    BBC News - Tim Vine wins funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award

    Can't beat it, IMO.

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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    ...well it was just collecting dust.

    BBC News - Tim Vine wins funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award

    Can't beat it, IMO.
    personally I think that joke sucks.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      I've just returned from a once in lifetime holiday... Never again I tell you.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        I've just finished reading Great Expectations. To be honest, I was a little disappointed.
        I'm Spartacus.

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          #5
          I always like to leave them wanting more, that's what my uncle says. He got fired. He worked for disaster relief.

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            #6
            my uncle was the unluckiest man ever, a tile fell off his roof and missed his shoulder by 4 inches. it went right through his 'ead
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Would it be ironic or just funny if Shakin' Stevens contracted Parkinson's disease?

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                #8
                Heard about the giy who walked out on his job at the greengrocers?

                Apparently it was a celery dispute.
                I'm alright Jack

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                  #9
                  I once knew a flatulent sailor.

                  His wife wouldn't sail with him because she couldn't stand the wind.
                  I'm alright Jack

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