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    Global Warming- bless!

    Global warming slowdown 'could last another decade'

    Scientists have struggled to explain the so-called pause that began in 1999, despite ever increasing levels of CO2 in the atmosphere.
    ...well, er, mmm, perhaps there isn't the direct correlation that we're being sold? Perhaps it - er - just isn't happening? At least a decade should allow people to forget whilst the golden teat stays moist and "scientists" can quietly retire into obscurity.

    More than a dozen theories have been put forward on the cause of this pause in temperature growth that occurred while emissions of carbon dioxide were at record highs.
    Perhaps it's just not that simple? Perhaps my fifteen year old landrover isn't so bad?

    anyway this image should explain it:-



    and if not, there's one of those images that looks a bit like a willy:-


    #2
    Isn't it obvious? GW is running scared because the EU banned Hoovers!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      lets not be negative

      pretty soon a big hoover factory will open in China. lets invest and make some dosh
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        New York Times in 1986....

        SWIFTER WARMING OF GLOBE FORESEEN - NYTimes.com


        Average global temperatures would rise by one-half a degree to one degree Fahrenheit from 1990 to 2000 if current trends are unchanged, according to Dr. Hansen's findings. Dr. Hansen said the global temperature would rise by another 2 to 4 degrees in the following decade.

        hmmm....
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          15 year old?

          INKSPE
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            New York Times in 1986....

            SWIFTER WARMING OF GLOBE FORESEEN - NYTimes.com





            hmmm....
            They've got impeccable spin doctors, it must be said.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
              New York Times in 1986....

              SWIFTER WARMING OF GLOBE FORESEEN - NYTimes.com





              hmmm....
              They've got impeccable spin doctors, it must be said. Perhaps priesthood is a better term? Anything to keep the pelf flowing into the governments' coffers. If a few hundred billions happen their way, all the better! We must atone for our carbon emitting ways.

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