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    End of the Universe Imminent

    I just heard from suity that the end of all time is imminent.

    words dont mean what they meant when I were a lad.

    e.g. I called him a twat and a git. and he just giggled and wandered off
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpe2gPoGjOs
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Suity supports Spurs who are first in the football leagu (most number of rapiosts is the friteria now I think).

      So it must be true.

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        #4
        https://www.linkedin.com/company/universe

        Well if they were stupid enough to offer him a gig then they deserve all they get.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I just heard from suity that the end of all time is imminent.

          words dont mean what they meant when I were a lad.

          e.g. I called him a twat and a git. and he just giggled and wandered off

          How come something infinite have an end?
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            How come something infinite have an end?
            they will have a referendum

            probbly
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              they will have a referendum

              probbly
              Have another drink.

              Got a free bottle of wine from the neighbour tonight for holding onto a parcel whilst they were out. Back in Blighty it was a thank you at best.
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Have another drink.

                Got a free bottle of wine from the neighbour tonight for holding onto a parcel whilst they were out. Back in Blighty it was a thank you at best.
                very nice.

                free wine is very nice
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9


                  In the tenth second of forever, I thought of the
                  sea and a white yacht drifting...
                  In the ninth second of forever, I thought of a
                  leaf, a stone, the plastic fragment of the child's
                  toy...
                  In the eighth second of forver, I remembered a
                  warm room where voices played...
                  In the seventh second of forever, I thought of
                  the life I would not lead...
                  In the sixth second of forever, I saw your mouth
                  whispering something I could hear...
                  In the fifth second of forever, I thought of
                  the vermillion deserts of Mars, the jewelled
                  forests of Venus...
                  In the fourth second of forever, I could
                  remember nothing that I did not love...
                  In the third second of forever, I thought
                  of rain against a window and I thought of
                  the wind...
                  In the second second of forever, I thought
                  of the pair of broken shades lying on the
                  tarmac...
                  In the first and final second of forever, I
                  thought of the long past that had led to
                  now and never... never... never... never...
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    A thread about me
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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