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Butter wouldn't melt

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    Butter wouldn't melt

    I dont know if I ever told this story on here before, but I saw Flash Gordon on daytime yesterday. Seeing Brian Blessed on a thread yesterday as well brought it back to me.

    I was doing a gig in Eastcote about ten years ago, working opposite two lovely ladies, one was a beautiful twenty something sylph of an asian girl. Pakistani maybe, I was never sure.

    Anyways, I was singing a bit of queen 'despatch war rocket ajax, to brrriiinggg back his body'
    and they asked me what it was, we had a bit of banter . i explained about the film and said it wasnt available on video . this young girl said her brother could get anything, he was an arthur daly type.

    So she sneaks me in a video, and of course it was flesh gordon, the porno satire. I was a bit mortified, she must have thought i was a right perv. so I asked her if she had watched it

    she smiled sweetly 'twice. but i didnt hear those songs you keep singing.'
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