Classic Hedonistic Contractor Tales

[el duder]

Come on, who has lived the ultimate classic contractor lifestyle?

Some of the contractors on here having been doing it for years they must have some great stories of hedonism surely?

[AtW]

Get a job.

[Weltchy]

I had a jolly to france with an ex for a long weekend a couple of years a go. Stayed in one of the luxury suites at the George V and had the taster menu at the Lucas Carton (Michelin 3 star) restaurant.

The meal was 8 courses, each course selected to compliment a glass of wine chosen by the head chef. Starter was a glass of Dom-Perignon, caviar and asparagus tips.

The total cost for the weekend was probably more than some permie IT Staff get paid in a year!!!!

As they say, you only live once!!!!

[Bagpuss]

I had a jolly to france with an ex for a long weekend a couple of years a go. Stayed in one of the luxury suites at the George V and had the taster menu at the Lucas Carton (Michelin 3 star) restaurant.

The meal was 8 courses, each course selected to compliment a glass of wine chosen by the head chef. Starter was a glass of Dom-Perignon, caviar and asparagus tips.

The total cost for the weekend was probably more than some permie IT Staff get paid in a year!!!!

As they say, you only live once!!!!

Was the shag worth it?

[_V_]

I once bought a two for one offer at MacDonalds for a date with an ex and still got laid.

much cheaper option.

[DaveB]

I once bought a two for one offer at MacDonalds for a date with an ex and still got laid.

much cheaper option.

Slap up lunch at the Woolworths "restaurent" in Leicester towncenter.

Still got laid.

[Flubster]

Got an old girlfriend to by me a Big Mac (she didn't have enough to buy herself something) so we shared. And I let her sh@g me.

[Hart-floot]

Come on, who has lived the ultimate classic contractor lifestyle?

Some of the contractors on here having been doing it for years they must have some great stories of hedonism surely?

You not been spending your time in Holland on coke-fuelled visits to one of the dominatrixes around Oude Kerk then??! No wonder your depressed

[ChimpMaster]

Got an old girlfriend to by me a Big Mac (she didn't have enough to buy herself something) so we shared. And I let her sh@g me.

Sure she didn't give you a cheeseburger? .... meat between ur 2 buns?

[AtW]

I once worked my usual weekend in McDonalds and seen my ex buying junkfood there - I only got her extra fries and still got laid.

Milan.