UKIP hissy fit

[Old Greg]

Not had a UKIP thread for a while. Looks like the previous UKIP Clacton candidate is still processing his disappointment at being replaced by the Tory defector.

What do I think of Farage? Well it now seems that he has replaced democracy with his casting couch. Apparently if you fit the bill he will slip you into the position of his choice. Now that Douglas Carswell is Nigel’s bitch, he will perpetually be picking up the political equivalent of prison soap. Trust me on that one.

Nigel Farage deselected me after years of friendship

[cojak]

Politics is a rough old world.

[TheFaQQer]

Bloody UKIP politicians. Coming over here, stealing the jobs of honest UKIP politicians.

[DaveB]

Great quote in the comments:

What's the world coming to when you can't trust race-baiting right wing populists to behave with integrity?
I blame the immigrants.

[TheFaQQer]

Vote UKIN?

[Old Greg]

Great quote in the comments:

I like:

I'm no expert on prison rape metaphors, but I always thought that if you were the "bitch" of a "Mr Big" it actually afforded you protection from the assault that is supposed to occur when groping for soap in a shower.

Therefore, if Mr Carswell is Farage's "bitch", he'll probably be fine when picking up the political equivalent of prison soap, although he'll probably have to suck Nigel off frequently at other times.

[Zero Liability]

Great quote in the comments:

Or the MSM, including the Guardian, for that matter.