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    Where's Threaded?

    Has he disappeared up his own ego?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

    #2
    Remember Mr Creosote in The Meaning of Life?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      He is busy in space, discovering another earth-like planet hidden on the far side of the sun to us. They think he's a god.

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        #4
        No the truth is more prosaic. His massive belly means he can't reach the keyboard.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru
          No the truth is more prosaic. His massive belly means he can't reach the keyboard.
          No. I'm sure a man of Threaded's calibre could type 150 WPM with his toes alone! Even with socks on.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            He hasn't been working in Austria the past 8 years has he ?

            His sudden dissapearance could coincide with something else if so.....

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              #7
              No, just had a series of rather large and sudden contracts. Examples: the Danish Police wanted a new criminal intelligence system, in Danish, forhelvede, 74 netbanks all wanted upgrading yesterday, like right now, after they all mysteriously died.

              Basically, if someone really wants something doing in this part of the world they seem to like to come to me and I am picking up way too many clients to allow the time to chat with all you guys and gals at the moment.

              I shall have to put my prices up again.
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded

                Basically, if someone really wants something doing in this part of the world they seem to like to come to me and I am picking up way too many clients to allow the time to chat with all you guys and gals at the moment.

                I shall have to put my prices up again.
                I've missed u!

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                  #9
                  Great value!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by threaded
                    I shall have to put my prices up again.
                    I think you should charge us on a per-post base.
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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