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Have you ever done a wee in two directions ?

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    Have you ever done a wee in two directions ?

    sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

    Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

    Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


    I'm thinking of learning how to hold a flute
    Several times I've done a Y-shaped Pee, two very distinct streams, never both in the bowl, usually one there or there abouts, the other either on the wall/floor, or down the leg.

    Must be a bit of congealed spunk in the old foreskin creating a clack-valve effect, the pressure flipping one to t'other depending on gravity or some other mystical force.

    Strangely, pulling foreskin back doesn't help, just gets me in an amorous mode and yet another night in the spare room....

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        Several times I've done a Y-shaped Pee, two very distinct streams, never both in the bowl, usually one there or there abouts, the other either on the wall/floor, or down the leg.

        Must be a bit of congealed spunk in the old foreskin creating a clack-valve effect, the pressure flipping one to t'other depending on gravity or some other mystical force.

        Strangely, pulling foreskin back doesn't help, just gets me in an amorous mode and yet another night in the spare room....
        Yuk.

        Get yourself circumcised you dirty sod.

        We're all done in my family - it's a tradition. I've certainly never peed in 2 directions either.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

          Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


          I'm thinking of learning how to hold a flute
          How drunk were you?

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