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Accounting Implications of the Company Horse

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    Accounting Implications of the Company Horse



    Dunno wot the mileage rates are.

    Buying a horse?? | AccountingWEB

    You'll need to login to read it all of course, & it's not strikingly interesting.

    Other than it's a company horse.

    I assume you had in mind the old s.189 (1) ICTA 1970 allowance :

    "If the holder of an office or employment is necessarily obliged to incur and defray out of the emoluments thereof the expenses of travelling in the performance of the duties of the office or employment, or of keeping and maintaining a HORSE to enable him to perform the same, or otherwise to expend money wholly, exclusively and necessarily in the performance of the said duties, there may be deducted from the emoluments to be assessed the expenses so necessarily incurred and defrayed."

    #2
    Totally unrelated but reminded me of:

    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
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      Well, if bicycles are tax free.....

      I wonder if you could get away without paying the congestion charge? Or parking fines.

      Thinking about a horse with wheel clamps makes me chuckle.

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        #4
        Originally posted by tractor View Post
        Thinking about a horse with wheel clamps makes me chuckle.
        You sicko. Torturing animals makes you chuckle?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          You sicko. Torturing animals makes you chuckle?
          No, I am chuckling because if I was a horse and a nasty, bald thug was clamping my leg, he would be covered in mounds of honking horse-tulip.

          I am not googling for a picture to link in case the missus gets the wrong idea or the NSA comes knocking, so you will have to use your imagination.

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            #6
            You probably just need a really strong magnet to 'clamp' a horse.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by tractor View Post
              Well, if bicycles are tax free.....

              I wonder if you could get away without paying the congestion charge? Or parking fines.
              A different sort of congestion springs to mind.

              Good for mushrooms, or so I am told.

              Originally posted by tractor View Post
              Thinking about a horse with wheel clamps makes me chuckle.
              Horses can and do kick.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Totally unrelated but reminded me of:

                Ah, the old broswer text rerplacment trick.

                I'll take "cloud --> tulipe" please, Carol.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Dunno wot the mileage rates are.

                  Buying a horse?? | AccountingWEB

                  You'll need to login to read it all of course, & it's not strikingly interesting.

                  Other than it's a company horse.
                  This wouldn't perchance be related to this AccountingWibble thread?
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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