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    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

    #2
    siamese twins to be seperated within the year
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      You're a cunt you are Brown

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        #4
        T: Why are they calling me a lame duck?
        G: It's rhyming slang.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          He who laughs last, is a leftie, old Labour, tax and spend, jaw twitching, TW@T
          First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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            #6
            Originally posted by supremepods
            You're a cunt you are Brown
            wow that's a bit strong, can't believe the mods haven't picked this one up yet. I would tend to agree with you, though.

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              #7
              "I'll see this country burn to ashes before I hand it to you"
              Blair, you cannot reach me now,
              No matter how you try,
              Goodbye cruel Labour,
              Your end is nigh.

              International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac
                Brown: Your powers are weak, old man.
                Bliar: You can't win, Brown. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
                Brown: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a country is insignificant next to the power of the Treasury.

                Brown: Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Free Enterprise and will soon see the end of Small Business.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac
                  Blair: This contracting lark is good
                  Brown: Yup were just extending our Contracts....and the rate's cool as well

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac

                    "You may be laughing now, Gordie, but you haven't seen my expense claim !"
                    It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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