Leaving Protocol

[DaveB]

So it's last day at Client Co.

Not leaving on good terms with management twunt (everyone else is good).

Informative Out of Office message has been set up.

Gun and Badge due to be handed in later.

Any suggestions on suitable leaving activities?

(open plan office with no storage units, so the traditional turd the drawer option is out).

[SimonMac]

So it's last day at Client Co.

Not leaving on good terms with management twunt (everyone else is good).

Informative Out of Office message has been set up.

Gun and Badge due to be handed in later.

Any suggestions on suitable leaving activities?

(open plan office with no storage units, so the traditional turd the drawer option is out).

Nothing pisses off the management like an over elaborate celebration on leaving, Krispy Kreme's rather than Morrisons donuts etc

[DaveB]

Nothing pisses off the management like an over elaborate celebration on leaving, Krispy Kreme's rather than Morrisons donuts etc

Already done that.

Twunt's Manager asked his PA to organise leaving drinks. I told her not to bother as I wouldn't be in the office on the day he wanted it and had already arranged it myself anyway (and got a huge turnout. )

[cojak]

Nothing pisses off the management like an over elaborate celebration on leaving, Krispy Kreme's rather than Morrisons donuts etc

+1 - I bought not just common junk but M&S junk

And enough of it to make sure that everyone felt slightly sick by the end of the day...

[cojak]

Already done that.

Twunt's Manager asked his PA to organise leaving drinks. I told her not to bother as I wouldn't be in the office on the day he wanted it and had already arranged it myself anyway (and got a huge turnout. )

Nice snub!

[SimonMac]

Already done that.

Twunt's Manager asked his PA to organise leaving drinks. I told her not to bother as I wouldn't be in the office on the day he wanted it and had already arranged it myself anyway (and got a huge turnout. )

Leaving drinks organised by the client

[minestrone]

I just like to shake hands, say goodbye and walk out the door.

My code is my revenge.

[Old Greg]

Do they have outside green space that you can dig up and plough with salt? Otherwise, just mine the key installations and be on your way with a cheery wave.

[Bunk]

Do they have outside green space that you can dig up and plough with salt? Otherwise, just mine the key installations and be on your way with a cheery wave.

Might be a bit risky considering where he works.

[kevpuk]

Anonymous call to the authorities, telling that you discovered what appear to be bones in the basement?