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Only Three nail biting days to go

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    Only Three nail biting days to go

    I dont know if I mentioned it before,
    But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.

    The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.

    I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

    NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.

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      #3
      Ow. Good luck with that.

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        #4
        a bit extreme, I was just going to open a bottle of single malt and try to avoid the gurners on TV.

        good luck. Try and avoid the bike for a few days.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I dont know if I mentioned it before,
          But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.

          The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.

          I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum
          Couldn't be happening to a more deserving individual, let me know if the doctor needs a hand with shoving that poker up your arse

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

            NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.
            Have you been drinking? Is english not your first language perhaps?

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