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    CUK New home for Unix appeal.

    On today of all days, please spare a thought for some who need our help more than ever.

    Whilst others are celebrating and injecting themselves with deep fried shortcake, some people have found themselves homeless and alone due to promises they made during the campaign.

    With your help we can ensure that little Unix finds a new home away from bright forward thinking people of Scotland.

    Just £1 will allow Unix to steal a shopping trolley from Morrisons to put all his possessions in.

    £5 will enable him to buy a Vente decaf latte from Starbucks, so he can use their free wifi to hurl abuse on his old countrymen

    £10 will provide a liter of Buckfast containing all the nutrients a true Scot needs to see them through to lunchtime.

    Many of us didn't get to vote on the whole of Scotland's future but we CAN make a difference to one Scotsman.

    You can make a difference.

    Last edited by Pondlife; 19 September 2014, 09:30. Reason: silly mistake

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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    On today of all days, please spare a thought for some who need our help more than ever.

    Whilst others are celebrating and injecting themselves with deep fried shortcake, some people have found themselves homeless and alone due to promises they made during the campaign.

    With your help we can ensure that little Unix finds a new home away from bright forward thinking people of Scotland.

    Just £1 will allow Unix to steal a shopping trolley from Morrisons to put all his possessions in.

    £5 will enable him to buy a Vente decaf latte from Starbucks, so he can use their free wifi to hurl abuse on his old countrymen

    £10 will provide a liter of Buckfast containing all the nutrients a true Scot needs to see them through to lunchtime.

    Many of us didn't get to vote on the whole of Scotland's future but we CAN make a difference to one Scotsman.

    You can make a difference.

    Very good. Top marks.
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      #3
      I wont hand over money freely - but I will sponsor him if he agrees not to post for a month.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        On today of all days, please spare a thought for some who need our help more than ever.

        Whilst others are celebrating and injecting themselves with deep fried shortcake, some people have found themselves homeless and alone due to promises they made during the campaign.

        With your help we can ensure that little Unix finds a new home away from bright forward thinking people of Scotland.

        Just £1 will allow Unix to steal a shopping trolley from Morrisons to put all his possessions in.

        £5 will enable him to buy a Vente decaf latte from Starbucks, so he can use their free wifi to hurl abuse on his old countrymen

        £10 will provide a liter of Buckfast containing all the nutrients a true Scot needs to see them through to lunchtime.

        Many of us didn't get to vote on the whole of Scotland's future but we CAN make a difference to one Scotsman.

        You can make a difference.

        Though starting a thread about someone was banable offence?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unix View Post
          Though starting a thread about someone was banable offence?
          I think that relates to a thread that directly insults someone (to do that keep the first post innocent and do it in post 2). I don't think the first post does that...
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            I think that relates to a thread that directly insults someone (to do that keep the first post innocent and do it in post 2). I don't think the first post does that...
            Since it's directed at me I get to decide if it's insulting, it is and I have complained.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unix View Post
              Since it's directed at me I get to decide if it's insulting, it is and I have complained.
              Shouldn't you be seeing if Scooter has a sofa you can kip on?

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                #8
                Complaint ignored.

                Unix on CUK...

                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  I'm surprised you've complained. It's a humorous, gentle teasing thread. It's certainly not malicious.

                  Though it's somewhat factually incorrect. My local Morrisons no longer require £1 for trolleys.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unix View Post
                    Since it's directed at me I get to decide if it's insulting, it is and I have complained.
                    Perhaps you could lobby for a forum all of your own, but running on CUK servers and 'lecky.
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