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That little turd. er I mean , Congratulations

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    That little turd. er I mean , Congratulations

    Say it aint so.
    The oldest is 40 this year, she had a kid at 20

    which made me a grandad

    now that lad reckons he is about to be a dad

    that makes me , er

    pissed off i reckon
    (\__/)
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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Say it aint so.
    The oldest is 40 this year, she had a kid at 20

    which made me a grandad

    now that lad reckons he is about to be a dad

    that makes me , er

    pissed off i reckon
    Having met you on more than one occasion, I can't believe that you couldn't have had more than an influence on your grand kids.
    My grandad taught me more than my father ever could. You never bring the police to your father's door and you never dishonour a woman,

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      #3
      Congrats!

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        #4
        Sheesh. It's like Jeremy Kyle on here today. :
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Sheesh. It's like Jeremy Kyle on here today. :
          + 1.

          Still it's nice to see how the pieces fit together. http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rents-now.html

          And congrats by the way.

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            #6
            Congratulations old timer.

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              #7
              You could be a great great granddad in 20 years.

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                #8
                According to Wikipedia girls have given birth at 5 or 6 so a great grandfather doesn't have to be that ancient.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  According to Wikipedia girls have given birth at 5 or 6 so a great grandfather doesn't have to be that ancient.
                  I like the story of Mum-Zi, who gave birth to Zi at 8 years old, who also gave birth at 8 years old. Making Mum-Zi a grandmother at 17.

                  Young people today don't know that they're born. Or something.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    Well done you beauty !

                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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