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Something has seriously upset Mrs EO

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    Something has seriously upset Mrs EO

    Dont know what I have done
    but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly

    it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
    theat would be enough to annoy anyone
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Be nice to her.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Dont know what I have done
      but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly

      it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
      theat would be enough to annoy anyone
      Oh dear....
      APOLOGISE immediately!!!!
      Make sure it is sincere (well make it sound sincere).

      It is your only hope!

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Dont know what I have done
        but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly

        it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
        theat would be enough to annoy anyone
        You know what you've done there, you've made the chain too long. How the Hell did she get out of the kitchen?

        Where's your tea? Is it on the table? I think not.

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          #5
          Have you checked on your car lately?

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            #6


            Good god man. quick think! THINK!

            Did you forget:

            Birthday?
            Anniversary?

            To wash the dishes?
            To take the bins out?

            THINK!

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              #7
              Be round in a sec.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                I've had this twice to me. I always reckon a good seeing to fixes everything.

                How long now until the 2nd divorce is done?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Be round in a sec.
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I've had this twice to me. I always reckon a good seeing to fixes everything.

                  How long now until the 2nd divorce is done?
                  Covered
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Be round in a sec.
                    Yes, good idea. She'll realise how good she has it with EO by comparison.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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