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    Size Matters

    Big dinosaur wowed females with its ENORMOUS HOOTER

    Boffins have discovered a dinosaur with one of the biggest noses ever seen in the animal kingdom, which it was thought to flash around in a bid to impress the ladies.

    The researchers who found the big-hootered dino decided to call it Rhinorex condrupus, which literally means "King Nose".
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Lots of animals have big noses, but they are not for attracting mates. Take the elephant for example. A large beak, but mainly used for grabbing buns.
    The ant eater. A good prehensile nose, but not used for getting the ladies moist. More to suck the ants and their eggs out of the nest.
    Then there is the probosis monkey. A big conk, mostly used for sniffing out fruity substances.

    Lastly , of course, is the big-nosed Marrillion Fan. this creature has a broken nose.
    which saves everybody else the trouble
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      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Lots of animals have big noses, but they are not for attracting mates. Take the elephant for example. A large beak, but mainly used for grabbing buns.
      The ant eater. A good prehensile nose, but not used for getting the ladies moist. More to suck the ants and their eggs out of the nest.
      Then there is the probosis monkey. A big conk, mostly used for sniffing out fruity substances.

      Lastly , of course, is the big-nosed Marrillion Fan. this creature has a broken nose.
      which saves everybody else the trouble
      Proboscis

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