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I was the victim of a racial attack last night

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    I was the victim of a racial attack last night

    Wandered into a bar about 10pm. I went there the day before and the boss was in. All good. Watched the football. Got complimented on my German.

    Fast forward to last night.

    No boss. Swarthy looking lady running the show.

    "Hallo, guten abend. Ich moechte ...."

    "Sorry can't understand a word. You have a strange accent."

    "Ja ok aber ......"

    "No not a clue what you are saying. Let's speak English shall we?"

    "Varum?"

    "Because I can't understand a sodding word you are saying"

    "OK because last night your boss said my German was very good, and your colleagues and I chatted for an hour or so".....

    "Ah ok. Yes your German is very good"

    "Really. And where do you hark from?"

    "Turkey"

    "OK. And your German and your German accent are perfect of course"

    "Of course."

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Well done, a hand job after that short conversation must have been a win for you.
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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      #3
      Back in 5.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Oh Suity!

        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Oh Suity!

          Back in 5.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Wandered into a bar about 10pm. I went there the day before and the boss was in. All good. Watched the football. Got complimented on my German.

            Fast forward to last night.

            No boss. Swarthy looking lady running the show.

            "Hallo, guten abend. Ich moechte ...."

            "Sorry can't understand a word. You have a strange accent."

            "Ja ok aber ......"

            "No not a clue what you are saying. Let's speak English shall we?"

            "Varum?"

            "Because I can't understand a sodding word you are saying"

            "OK because last night your boss said my German was very good, and your colleagues and I chatted for an hour or so".....

            "Ah ok. Yes your German is very good"

            "Really. And where do you hark from?"

            "Turkey"

            "OK. And your German and your German accent are perfect of course"

            "Of course."

            You were in an Irish pub weren't you
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              You were in an Irish pub weren't you
              Havana Club.
              Adenauerstrasse. Bonn.
              She was about 5'7'', Turkish looking. Bit plump.

              I will wire the money to you.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                SY01 in 'Finds out he doesn't really speak German like a native' shocker
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Havana Club.
                  Adenauerstrasse. Bonn.
                  She was about 5'7'', Turkish looking. Bit plump.

                  I will wire the money to you.
                  Wow what where the odds that youd bump into Old Greg
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Havana Club.
                    Adenauerstrasse. Bonn.
                    She was about 5'7'', Turkish looking. Bit plump.

                    I will wire the money to you.
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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