Question: who has a cleaner?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Just done the monthly vacuum of the flat. Can’t face mopping the kitchen and bathroom at the moment.

I miss my maid service. It’s lovely to come home to find everything sorted.

Who here has a cleaner, who has ‘er indoors to do it, and who does it themselves?

My mum keeps my room clean, does my laundry and helps me get dressed in the morning.

[Phoenix]

Wife..........Next

[Andyw]

Listen Carribean the big P

I think you are unable to do anything for yourself.

[Phoenix]

Just done the monthly vacuum of the flat. Can’t face mopping the kitchen and bathroom at the moment.

I miss my maid service. It’s lovely to come home to find everything sorted.

Who here has a cleaner, who has ‘er indoors to do it, and who does it themselves?

You getting rid of the evidence now the Cops have gone?

[Emperor Dalek]

I have a nice Polish girl who cleans chez Emperor Dalek once a week.

[Andyw]

I have a nice Polish girl who cleans chez Emperor Dalek once a week.

at 40 quid a time in soho !

[Phoenix]

I have a nice Polish girl who cleans chez Emperor Dalek once a week.

What does she polish?

[Emperor Dalek]

What does she polish?

My golden dome and then a quick flick around my plunger with a feather duster.

[Flubster]

Why have a dog and bark yourself. Surely, now there are no tax benefits to marriage, the domestic help agreement is the only thing worth the paper it's written on. Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.

[supremepods]

Why have a dog and bark yourself. Surely, now there are no tax benefits to marriage, the domestic help agreement is the only thing worth the paper it's written on. Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.

Are you sure she wouldn't like it "another way"