I am down because the economy is down!

[vetran]

We have sex just once a week... 76% of men said they watch pornography, half of women read erotic fiction and it's all the economy's fault | Daily Mail Online

We have sex just once a week... 76% of men said they watch pornography, half of women read erotic fiction and it’s all the economy’s fault
Average Briton has sex four times a month, compared with seven in 2008
One in three Britons now does not have sex at all in a typical month
63% of Britons are satisfied with their sex life, compared to 76% in 2008
53% of women admitted to reading erotic novels like Fifty Shades of Grey

[Old Greg]

We have sex just once a week... 76% of men said they watch pornography, half of women read erotic fiction*and it's all the economy's fault | Daily Mail Online

Will that cure or cause cancer?

[vetran]

Will that cure or cause cancer?

bound to affect house prices.

[Old Greg]

bound to affect house prices.

And while you're worrying about that, an illegal immigrant is banging your missus.

[vetran]

And while you're worrying about that, an illegal immigrant is banging your missus.

speak for yourself, My Mrs won't have the energy after my attentions.

[Old Greg]

speak for yourself, My Mrs won't have the energy after my attentions.

So why the Romanian phrasebook on her bedside table?

[darmstadt]

So why the Romanian phrasebook on her bedside table?

Surely Romanians are legal immigrants?

[vetran]

Surely Romanians are legal immigrants?

shush don't confuse him with facts

[Old Greg]

Surely Romanians are legal immigrants?

Not if they're not immigrants.