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    The Zombie Apocalypse is starting.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cancer-vic...1.html#oI406TI

    Be afraid! Be very afraid!

    And shoot the mother****ers in the head.



    You know it makes sense.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cancer-vic...1.html#oI406TI

    Be afraid! Be very afraid!

    And shoot the mother****ers in the head.



    You know it makes sense.
    I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Shooting the mother****ers in the head stops them digging their way back out again.



      <ZG in "attack is the best form of defence" mode>
      It depends how the infection is spread. Flamethrower is ultimately the best solution.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Either that or take off & nuke the site from orbit.
        Mutant zombies don't sound good for house prices.

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          #5
          Went to see some friends in Great Yarmouth over the weekend, and nearby in Hemsby is a totally derelict Pontins Holiday camp that the Council refused permission for redevelopment, so Pontins just left it to ruin.

          Would be a great location for a zombie apocalypse paintball type game. :-)

          Like Chernobyl.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
            Went to see some friends in Great Yarmouth over the weekend, and nearby in Hemsby is a totally derelict Pontins Holiday camp that the Council refused permission for redevelopment, so Pontins just left it to ruin.

            Would be a great location for a zombie apocalypse paintball type game. :-)

            Like Chernobyl.
            You could just stay in Great Yarmouth for a similar environment.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.
              Was it done better outside of the intensive care units before you did work for them?
              "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

              https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.
                if person = "suffering from retrospective ligislation"
                then
                label:tax_avoiding_scum
                terminate
                end

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  if person = "suffering from retrospective ligislation"
                  then
                  label:tax_avoiding_scum
                  terminate
                  end
                  Unfortunately my sympathy circuits are struggling to GAS.

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                    #10
                    Is this related to George Osbourne scrapping the "Death Tax", thus providing more of an incentive to come back from the grave?
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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