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    Help with another decision

    I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

    Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

    If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

    Or is the left one still right?

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    If it were me, and remember this is personal opinion only, I would put the left one on first, followed by the right. I would then tie the shoelace on the right one first, followed by the left. If it's not done in this order, then nothing feels right for the rest of the day.

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      #3
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      Originally posted by Batcher View Post
      If it were me, and remember this is personal opinion only, I would put the left one on first, followed by the right. I would then tie the shoelace on the right one first, followed by the left. If it's not done in this order, then nothing feels right for the rest of the day.
      You're Scottish. I thought your limit was velcro

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        #4
        One in your mouth, the other up your
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Help with another decision

          Originally posted by tractor View Post
          I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

          Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

          If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

          Or is the left one still right?
          Buy a magic 8 ball.

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            #6
            Originally posted by tractor View Post
            You're Scottish. I thought your limit was velcro
            It used to be until I broadened my horizons and worked dan sarff. Some helpful Bobs showed me how to tie shoelaces while I was down there. Mind you, I had to go back to velcro for a while in Skem to fit in with the locals. Haven't worn a shellsuit since either.

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              #7
              I had a slight headache this morning.
              After reading this thread I now have a slightly worse headache

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Buy a magic 8 ball.
                Maybe that's the real and only question... Should I buy a magic 8 ball?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  Maybe that's the real and only question... Should I buy a magic 8 ball?
                  Borrow a magic 8 ball to get the answer.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Maybe that's the real and only question... Should I buy a magic 8 ball?
                    Flip a coin.

                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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