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    Vorderman tonight

    wow she's looking good tonight on ITV, I must say...currrrvaceous or what? FFS. I would
    Clarity is everything

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    NSFW

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      #3
      New one is better, filmed in Clacton, definitely NSFW

      Especially the last line....
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SteelyDan View Post
        wow she's looking good tonight on ITV, I must say...currrrvaceous or what? FFS. I would
        mutton dressed as lamb
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Mutton's much more tasty than lamb.
          So CV would need slow-cooking?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            So CV would need slow-cooking?
            Yes, she needs a good 2hours at a medium heat.

            With occasional basting.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Yes, she needs a good 2hours at a medium heat.

              With occasional basting.
              How about Deborah Meaden for afters. Mmmmmmmm.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                So CV would need spit roasting?
                FTFY
                Clarity is everything

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