The Scroguard.

[zeitghost]

Possibly NSFW.

Scroguard Condom Covers Your Whole Pelvis For Reasons We Can't Quite Fathom

Someone must have been on drugs when they designed this.

[Doggy Styles]

It looks quite fashionable. All right for the beach.

[MarillionFan]

Possibly NSFW.

Scroguard Condom Covers Your Whole Pelvis For Reasons We Can't Quite Fathom

Someone must have been on drugs when they designed this.

Well you don't want to catch Ebola when ******* those corpses do you?

[tractor]

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I need one of those to stop them banging on my knees since I had the chop.

[zoco]

I need one of those to stop them banging on my knees since I had the chop.

Join the club. Did you do it for religious reasons?