Cliff Richard music

**roger rabbit** · 8 September 2006, 22:52

Speaking as a guitarist myself, Hank Marvin was (and is) great. He didn't get the valve distortion thing though.

Cliff is a man who didn't marturbate enough, if at all.

**oraclesmith** · 8 September 2006, 23:16

It's a tricky one. There are actually two Cliff Richards. The first was a hip young rockster who rose to fame in the late fifties/early sixties with catchy numbers like Summer Holiday, Livin' Doll and Young Ones. It is thought that an extraterrestrial encounter in Wimbledon in the mid Sixties resulted in the old Cliff being brutally terminated and a new alien Cliff being infiltrated into human society. Then I think he went underground in the Seventies, probably after releasing Devil Woman. After a period of inactivity the alien tuneless Cliff emerged to reel out a string of watery hits throughout the late Eighties up to the present day; such forgettable ditties as Mistletoe and Wine, Saviours Day, Millennium Prayer and Grief Never Grows Old.

**VectraMan** · 9 September 2006, 07:23

Devil woman, Wired for sound.. quite good songs. That's about it though.

**wendigo100** · 9 September 2006, 16:54

My wife likes him. I even took her to one of his concerts a few years ago - that was a new record for brownie points in one day.

I don't think much of him now though, not since he started lending his Bajan house to the wanker.

**BlasterBates** · 10 September 2006, 10:03

When Cliff was backed by the shadows in the 50´s and early 60´s he was good. His early hit "move it" is a classic that bands still play. Mostly though he´s remembered for the boring crap he sung later on. If he´d been killed in a plane crash in 1961, when the only footage we had of him was playing Move it with greased back hair he would have been a legend.

**xoggoth** · 10 September 2006, 10:52

Religious twat

**chef** · 10 September 2006, 14:03

im with you xog,

although i'd say weird religious twat

**sasguru** · 10 September 2006, 14:07

Gay weird virgin religious twat?

**wendigo100** · 10 September 2006, 14:23

Labour-luvvy gay weird virgin religious twat?

Yes	16.67%	3 votes
No	61.11%	11 votes
Never heard it!	22.22%	4 votes

Cliff Richard music