Friday caption competition

[Sysman]

Video: Horse walks into police HQ

A Cheshire police spokesman said: “We like to ensure a warm welcome to all our guests at HQ and at neigh point did the horse pose a risk to security.”

I am sure the congregation can improve on that one.

[KentPhilip]

Well at least it didn't try to get in using a side door - it used the mane entrance.

[barrydidit]

Perhaps it was ill - saw the blue lights and thought it was a horsepital

[SimonMac]

Horse walks into a police station, why the long face?

Diabetes *eats another sugar lump*

[KentPhilip]

Perhaps it was ill - saw the blue lights and thought it was a horsepital

Very good.
And I'll raise you:

"Tell me, what's a 'hospice'
Oh, about a gallon and a half.."

[MarillionFan]

Perhaps it had moved in next door and wanted to meet it's new 'neigh' bors.

[mudskipper]

It wanted bale.

[greenlake]

Okay, who ordered delivery from Tesco?