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    24 tinder Matched rule

    I'm putting this in General as I'm sure it is a stupid question, but still needs asking

    You match 24 plumpers on tinder how many should you shag ?
    Last edited by tarbera; 14 October 2014, 13:39.

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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    I'm putting this in General as I'm sure it is a stupid question, but still needs asking

    You match 24 plumbers on tinder how many should you shag ?
    depends how much they are paying you. - love (at a price) NLYUK
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      I suppose it depends how big their plunger is

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        #4
        Originally posted by tarbera View Post
        I'm putting this in General as I'm sure it is a stupid question, but still needs asking

        You match 24 plumpers on tinder how many should you shag ?
        All of them they will be most grateful.


        What is Tinder?

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          All of them they will be most grateful.


          What is Tinder?

          he mis-spelt he meant grindr
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            All of them they will be most grateful.


            What is Tinder?

            Tinder is an app downloaded to your phone (you log in via facebook, but does not let your other facebook users know you are using tinder) you then select a few facebook photos for your profile (or upload some dodgy ones under 'me only view')

            You then match with local girls purely on looks - swipe to left (no way) or right (ohh yes) then if they swipe you to, you have a match and can start talking

            You then filter (unmatch) any looking for a relationship and that just leaves the ones looking for naughty fun

            Some say women between 35-45 are the worse

            All this is just hearsay

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              he mis-spelt he meant grindr
              Though I haven't used either app the context in which they are commonly discussed suggests the two are very different.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by tarbera View Post
                Tinder is an app downloaded to your phone (you log in via facebook, but does not let your other facebook users know you are using tinder) you then select a few facebook photos for your profile (or upload some dodgy ones under 'me only view')

                You then match with local girls purely on looks - swipe to left (no way) or right (ohh yes) then if they swipe you to, you have a match and can start talking

                You then filter (unmatch) any looking for a relationship and that just leaves the ones looking for naughty fun

                Some say women between 35-45 are the worse

                All this is just hearsay
                When I was a lad, you checked the personals in the local paper.
                Hearsay too of course.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Though I haven't used either app the context in which they are commonly discussed suggests the two are very different.
                  both have been mentioned on the news.

                  Tinder = Girl +Boy

                  Grindr = Boy+Boy.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
                    I'm putting this in General as I'm sure it is a stupid question, but still needs asking

                    You match 24 plumpers on tinder how many should you shag ?
                    What does one need for a full house?

                    Boom, boom!


                    Oh, right... Nothing to see here; move along...
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