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    The ISIS terrorist ideas thread

    1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.

    #2
    Is isis isis or is isis is?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.
      2. Take your phone out of flight safe mode during take off and landing.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Is isis isis or is isis is?
        isis s58

        HTH

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.
          They'd have to get through Heathrow's health checks first (which apparently are optional and involve ticking some boxes to say that you're not sick).

          3. Take a 110ml bottle of shampoo in your hand luggage.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Take a penknife with a sawblade 4mm too long onto a flight, pay £700 to be upgraded to business class, then scratch 'die, infidels' into the tray table.

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              #7
              Open up an hotel chain Welcome to Hotel ISIS
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Why are they named after a river running through Oxford?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
                  Why are they named after a river running through Oxford?
                  They have links to the university there. And the Bullingdon Club.

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                    #10
                    Put some soft cheese in your carry-on.

                    'It could be Semtex.'

                    'Its not Semtex, its Brie.'

                    True story. Wierd thing is, the same quantity of Pont L'Eveque was apparently fine, cos it was in a little wooden box.
                    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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