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Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

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    Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

    First act of sexual intercourse

    #2
    Mine was a disappointment.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Mine was a disappointment.
      How so?

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        #4
        The male’s organ was nearly as long as his body and fixed rigid
        It's a surprise to me that eyes survived this evolutionary phase.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          How so?
          The male’s organ was nearly as long as his body and fixed rigid

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            #6
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            It's a surprise to me that eyes survived this evolutionary phase.
            Isn't it odd that things we can do without - eyes, arms, legs, we have two of.

            But things that are essential for life - heart, brain - there's only one of.

            It's like having raid, but no UPS.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Isn't it odd that things we can do without - eyes, arms, legs, we have two of.

              But things that are essential for life - heart, brain - there's only one of.

              It's like having raid, but no UPS.
              Testicles, ovaries?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                How so?
                It was with Suity....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Mine was a disappointment.
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  How so?
                  I don't think the guy gave any more details. He just said she was a disappointment.
                  Last edited by d000hg; 22 October 2014, 07:52.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Mine was a disappointment.
                    Disappoint early, disappoint often. It's all about management of expectations.

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