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Monday Morning Blues

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    Monday Morning Blues

    Where has the bloody weekend gone again? It was ony Friday evening 30 minutes a go.

    I reckon I get kidnapped by aliens at the weekend who put to me sleep then imprint false memories.

    Bloody work. Have to be in the office at 8.30, 30 minutes away and Im sat at my comp in my dressing gown.(mmm methinks maybe I will be l8)
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    me too ! did I blink and miss it ?

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      #3
      Thank ****, its good to be back at work.

      See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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        #4
        I couldn't help but think after 5 hours of gardening on Sunday that this was beneath me and I should be getting a professional in to do the work. Interviews will commence from Wednesday along with suitable technical tests.
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan
          I reckon I get kidnapped by aliens at the weekend who put to me sleep then imprint false memories.
          Check your six, if it's this: (_O_) then you were definately abducted and probed. Well either that or...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Flubster
            I couldn't help but think after 5 hours of gardening on Sunday that this was beneath me and I should be getting a professional in to do the work. Interviews will commence from Wednesday along with suitable technical tests.
            Under new employment law you will not be able to use words like.

            Young
            Dynamic
            Experienced
            Skilled

            You will however, be able to use words like

            Polish
            Ethnic
            Old
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              #7
              And..

              Benefits
              Heroin
              Joy Riding

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